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Greetings and salutations!

I, Christopher Boe, have decided to open up shop and draw commissioned artwork. You can browse my gallery to see a sample of my artistic styles.

What I'll draw:
People, Animals, Fantasy Creatures, and Scenery. I can draw in many different art styles from cartoon to realistic. If you pay for it, I'll draw it for you.


Prices:
Simple sketch = $5-$10
Complex sketch = $15-$20
Simple comic (3-to-5 panels) = $15
Complex comic (1 page) = $25 per page

**All items above are for non-coloured versions. Colour is extra, but price is negotiable, depending on the complexity of the illustration. All prices are subject to change, depending on the complexity of the project.**

How to request a commission:
Just send me a Note with what you want me to draw, be as detailed as possible, and include your e-mail address so I can send one of those nifty Paypal money requests upon completion of the project.

Have a great day.
I'm currently in an artistic frenzy. Expect to see more artwork from me, soon-ish.
I'm friggin' happy as heck, right now. Since I moved in with my dad at the end of April, I have had no internet at all. My only outlets were the Library and School. Both were a good distance from the home. Now, after months of bitching and moaning, I finally caved in and bought myself internet.

So, hurray for me!
It's too cute!  Too cute, I tell you!
youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cq…
(From School)

SWEET JEEBUS, IT'S SNOWING!!!  I RODE MY BICYCLE FOR FORTY MINUTES TO GET HERE!!!  I'M A DEAD MAN!!!

*end of journal*
This previous Saturday, I was able to attend Videogames Live with Katie Price.  :iconkt-: Videogames Live is a concert where a big symphony orchestra plays songs from videogames.  It was the most fantastic show I've ever seen.  Ever.  EVER!!!  They had music from God of War, Metal Gear Solid, TRON, World of Warcraft, and many more.  Katie was excited about the Kingdom Hearts portion.

There was a costume contest at the concert.  Katie went dressed up as Yuna from FFX.  She had a staff to go with the outfit, as well.  Her outfit was much better than mine.  I just wore a Guy Fawkes mask.  

Unfortunately, I couldn't stay for the whole concert because I had to catch the last bus out of the Rosemont Station.  Luckily for me, someone uploaded clips from the show onto YouTube.  Here are some of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=M7W4BgMEpU…

youtube.com/watch?v=7LFrO_5ghc…

youtube.com/watch?v=th3j7tFTto…

youtube.com/watch?v=eIEOo2Rdy0…

youtube.com/watch?v=j8ebvar292…

youtube.com/watch?v=4My0MHCHeU…

I really want to go again, next year.  Thank you very much, Katie!
Cris told me to post this link like crazy, so I am.

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Crab Battle was mentioned in this month's PSM Magazine.  Cris called me up today, during nap time, and yelled about how they actually spelt his name correct.  I still haven't bought myself a copy, but I plan on doing it sometime tomorrow when I'm roaming around Chicago.
I decided to submit my Big City comic series onto DA.  Enjoy.
Greetings Deviant Artists.  BOE Entertainment is proud to announce it's first original webcomic series, "Big City Pudding: Delicious Justice."

boe-entertainment.com/deliciou…

It is the story of Kelly, a pudding vendor who happens to have superman-like powers, and her adventures living with her two roommates, C-Nova and Dr. Destructo, both very evil Super Villians.

The artwork is all journal sketches that have been scanned, cleaned up a bit, and then slapped with dialogue boxes. This method of webcomicing is my way to improve production, but with a reduction of qulity. I'll be doing the comics this way because it's less time consuming, and I don't really have the patience to make a comic as cool-looking as Scotty ( www.vgcats.com )

I hope you guys like it.
At last, a place for BOE-Entertainment to call "home." Pretty much all my cartoon that I figured are worth showing are on this website. Cartoons such as "The Boe-Bug," "Kung-F.U.," and "Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle."

www.boe-entertainment.com/

Check it out, and tell your friends
Hello there!  I'm in the mood to make some green.  Lots of it, as a matter of fact.  I already have a job that provides me with enough money for food and the occassional trinket, but I need to earn some cash on the side so that I can afford to start up a website and to pay off college expenses.  To earn this money, I will do commision drawings for people who are willing to pay me to draw pictures for them.

Prices will depend on quality.  Colouring is included with the drawing.

For drawings of www.deviantart.com/view/243417… quality, I will charge $15

For drawings of www.deviantart.com/view/222985… quality, I will charge $10

Cute Chibi drawings like www.deviantart.com/view/202352… are $10

Contact me first at christopherboe@gmail.com if you want me to draw you a commision picture.  Money can be sent to my paypal account ( paypalboe@hotmail.com )
I be 19 years old!  Wooo!
My birthday is coming up soon.  Just thought I'd remind everyone...again.  For those of you who wish to draw me something for my birthday, I have a fondness for penguins.  So, if you insist on drawing me something, a penguin(s) would be the ideal drawing.

However, for those of you who are lazy and don't want to draw me a gift, just remember to say "happy birthday," else I keel haul you!
Now, because I am insanely jealous of RN's birthday congradulations, my birthday is July 12.  I expect goodies and praise from all of you on that day.  *leers*  Those of you who remember will be special thanked in a future toon.  For those of you who don't remember, I'll keel you ded.

Remember, [make this text italics so that I can impress everyone with my wicked computer skills] July 12 [/hah!]
www.sheezyart.com/view/430320/

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he faces a foe unlike any he has ever seen before.

Newgrounds: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view…
Due to me moving out of the dorm rooms and the fact that none of my family members that I shall be staying with are technologically literate, I won't be able to submit things to DA for quite some time.  

For all those who contact me through AIM or MSN, I won't be online very often, as well.  I have AIM on my mobile phone, which I shall try to be on as often as I can.  However, please don't IM me often when I'm using my mobile.  It takes forever to type with a number pad.  I'm mainly going to be on mobile to chat with :iconk-rex: :iconlegendaryfrog: :iconnochybrid:

If you really do need to contact me, send me an e-mail.

This is Christopher Boe, signing off.
Greetings all you BOE Entertainment fans, yep, all three of you.  I figured I'd give you guys a little info on some projects that are in production.

Boe-Bug 2:  You can thank :iconk-rex: for persuading me to make this.  The sequel to The Boe-Bug, titled "The Love-Bug."  In it, Boe-Bug falls in love with a lady bug.  Expect lots of action.

Fett's Vette: A music video to the song "Fett's Vette," by MC Chris.  You might know him as the voice of Hesh from Sealab 2021.

TOP SECRET PROJECT:  This top secret project will be released before the first two.  It's a top secret project whose secret is of the toppest secrecy.  :iconnochybrid: is the mastermind behind it.

Well...that's about it.  
Nef threatened me with a horrible death if I didn't do this quiz.  I never thought I'd say this, but the Methos Quotes can wait.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Chris
2. Boe
3. Chris Boe

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Mr.Fluffykins
2. Salmarnez Kanns
3. himistuman

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My non-socially acceptable personality
2. My non-socially acceptable good samaratan nature
3. My non-socially acceptable choice to think for myself

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I can never learn when I should stop talking
2. I am very paranoid
3. I have Davinci Sydrome (I have a lot of great, kick-ass ideas, but I lose interest and never make them happen)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Being alone
2. Hurting someone's feelings
3. This specific breed of spider: www.cyberoz.net/city/sekine/zu…

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food
2. Water
3. Kelly

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1. Lucky hat
2. Lucky watch
3. Lucky bracelet

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS

1. Weird Al Yankovic Band
2. A Perfect Circle
3. Smashmouth

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:

1. "Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rythem Of The War Drums" - A Perfect Circle.
2. "The Way I am" - Eminem (featuring Marilyn Manson)
3. "Suteki da ne" - Courtney Sandderson

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:

1. Get a driver's liscense so I could legally drive
2. Get a car with pleanty of leg room, head room, and good gas mileage
3. Expatriate to Canada

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):

1. Trust
2. Truth
3. Cuddling (and lots of it!)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

1. I drink soymilk straight from the carton
2. I can't whistle
3. I am very generous

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. Eyes
2. Boobs
3. Booty

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:

1. A toe-touch (A cheerleader would know what I'm talking about)
2. Lie with a straight face
3. Knowingly betray a friend

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO:

1. Flash-a-tize things
2. A very good Bat Thumb impersonation
3. Smooth talk all the lady-type people

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Art (includes drawing and flash)
2. Planning my escape
3. Researching the conspiracies

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. Chat with Kelly
2. Eat
3. Sleep

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. Animator
2. Videogame Designer
3. Pet store owner

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

1. Canada
2. Germany
3. Amsterdam

THREE KID'S NAMES:

1. Gracia
2. Christopher Lim Boe Jr.
3. Kiddo

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. Have at least one son
2. Own a penguin
3. Take my murderers down with me (because I sure as heck won't die of old age, and it would take more than one person to bring me down.)

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY...BY SNOO SNOO:
:iconk-rex:
:iconcourtneysandderson:
:iconcaramelkitt:
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!  WOOOO!

.......


Back to the Methos Quotes

Memorable Monologues and Quotable Quotes (Seperated by episodes)

Methos

"Remember, Highlander, live, grow stronger. Fight another day."

Finale Part I

"What do you expect? Einstein? Freud? Buddha? Sorry Joe, I'm just a guy."

Finale Part II

"I was in Rome once, 93 AD, the Coliseum. I saw Christians facing the lions. Some of them looked almost happy to die for their faith. Then afterwards, the only ones looking happy were the lions."

Chivalry

"Only you and Joe know that I'm Methos the immortal - to the rest of the world I'm still Adam Pierson, mind mannered watcher."

Duncan: "Want a coffee?"
Methos: "Yeah... no, beer."

"A couple of medieval song writers came up with the idea of chivalry one rainy day and you embrace it as a lifestyle. You live and die by a code of honor that was trendy when you were a kid."

Timeless

"Cute? I can do cute."

Alexa: "Paris?"
Methos: "Uh, too many Parisians. Even the French don't like Paris."
Alexa: "Venice?"
Methos: "The smell alone will kill you."
Alexa: "Aren't you a little young to be so cynical?"
Methos: "If you say so."
Alexa: "I just did."

Alexa: "You either like to drink or you really love the blues."
Methos: "Actually, I'm here to see you."
Alexa: [pauses]
Methos: "I see I leave you speechless. This is an excellent start."
Alexa: "A start to what?"
Methos: "To... Dinner, a film, a concert, a smile, a sunset, a walk, all of the above ... whatever you would like."

"Because the alternative is unthinkable."

"You spend whatever time you have left dying, or you spend it living. With me."

Deliverance

"Get in! What do you want, a written invitation?"

Methuselah's Gift

"You understand nothing. Three weeks ago, we were standing on a beach on Santorini watching the sun rise over the Mediterranean. Now she is lying in a hospital in Switzerland breathing through a tube. You think it takes courage to do what we do? Face another Immortal with a sword knowing only one of you will live? You try being her! You try living one year knowing that your time is running out, knowing that when it comes to the final fight, however much you train, whatever tricks you have — you still lose! That's the way it is for them. There's so little time for them to see anything or do anything."

Duncan: "She'll know how much you love her."
Methos: "As much as I can for as long as she lives."

Through a Glass, Darkly

"You know, I knew Alexa was dying. Every moment we were together, everywhere we went, I knew. And yet when she finally closed her eyes, I was surprised."

Methos: "We all have things in our past we wish we hadn't done. I know I do."
Duncan: "So if you had the chance to forget everything and live life over again, would you?"
Methos: "No, I wouldn't. Who would remember Alexa then?"

Judgment Day

Methos: "My name is Adam Pierson, I'm a researcher."
Watcher: "We don't need the opinion of a researcher."
Methos: "Maybe not, but I didn't come here to give you an opinion, I came here to give you this. I found that in the library misfiled as a fairy tale. It's the private journal of a watcher. Methos watcher."
Watcher: "Watchers don't keep journals."
Methos: "Well this one had to. You see, he found out a great deal about his subject. And the more he discovered, the more he came to like him. To admire him."
Shapiro: "I know there's a point somewhere here, son."
Methos: "They became friends. But because of our rules, he couldn't put that in his report. Think about it, the man knew Methos. But-- w-what stories he must have shared, w-what histories we might know if we didn't force men like him and Joe Dawson to hide what they have learned. And how many others? How much more knowledge has been lost to us? I say, let friendship thrive. Let him record all he has learned. Learn."

One Minute to Midnight

Methos: "I am 5000 years old; I don't know who I am anymore. I just help set up one of my own."
Joe: "I didn't think they'd kill him."
Methos: "You keep telling yourself that, Joe. Maybe you'll believe it."

The Messenger

Methos: "Hey, have a beer. There's a cold one in the fridge."
Duncan: "I know, it's my fridge."

Methos: "Okay, there's this Spanish guy, Alejandro Diego Spinoza. One day he gets called in by the Inquisition for questioning. Red hot pincers, tongs, the usual drill. Now, all he has to do, is say 'no.' OK? Very simple word. They take his home, his money, his lands, but he will not give in."
Joe: "So what happened?"
Methos: "He died screaming in agony. But, he kept his integrity."

The Valkyrie

"Oh, look at this. There's an exhibition of Greek antiquities. Listen, some of this stuff could be mine!"

"History makes men, MacLeod. Men don't make history."

Comes a Horseman

"Well, who the hell is Chubby Checker in the grand scheme of things anyway? I mean, I know how tall Nero was, I know Caesar's favorite food, I know Helen of Troy didn't have that great a face and it only launched a hundred ships not a thousand."

"I am Methos. You live to serve me, never forget that." (rowr ^_~)

Methos: "The times were different, MacLeod. I was different. The whole bloody world was different, okay?"
Duncan: "Did you kill all those people?"
Methos: "Yes. Is that what you want to hear? Killing was all I knew. Is that what you want to hear?"
Duncan: "It's enough."
Methos: "No. It's not enough. I killed, but I didn't just kill 50, I didn't kill a hundred ... I killed a thousand. I killed ten thousand! And I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because I liked it. Cassandra was nothing. Her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? I was Death. Death. Death on horse. When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that what you want to hear? The answer is yes. Ooh, yes."
Duncan: "We're through."

Revelations 6:8

"Have you read Aristotle's Poetics? No of course not, you haven't even seen Casablanca. What is the first rule of great drama? Start small, and build. A fountain to get their attention. Then, a public pool, to kill a hundred. Then, a stadium, to kill ten thousand, then - one drop of the virus in the city's water supply. Within a week ..."

"I killed Silas! I liked Silas!"

Modern Prometheus

"Perhaps, dear Mary, death is not truly journey's end but just another bend in the road. If we believe that, we can live without fear."

Indiscretions

"Do you know we actually make a really good team? Like Scully and Mulder. Sipowitz and Simone. Caligula and Incitatus. Well, not Incitatus, cause he was a horse."

"Just because I don't like to fight, doesn't mean that I can't."

Not To Be

"Do you think that the Turks didn't know the Armenians were human? That Hitler didn't know who the Jews were? I have listened to the screams of midwives being burned by women they had nursed through labor because suddenly they thought they were witches. To admit that they were wrong they would have had to admit that they were murderers, and it's easier for them to make believe that we are all an abomination and let the killing go on."
Methos is my all-time favorite TV icon.  He is a character from the TV Show "Highlander."  Methos is over 5000 years old, and the oldest Imortal on the planet.  You can check out re-runs on Spike TV (3pm Monday~Friday).  Methos, without a doubt, has all the greatest lines out of all the characters on Highlander.

Memorable Monologues and Quotable Quotes (Seperated by episodes)

Methos

"Remember, Highlander, live, grow stronger. Fight another day."

Finale Part I

"What do you expect? Einstein? Freud? Buddha? Sorry Joe, I'm just a guy."

Finale Part II

"I was in Rome once, 93 AD, the Coliseum.  I saw Christians facing the lions. Some of them looked almost happy to die for their faith. Then afterwards, the only ones looking happy were the lions."

Chivalry

"Only you and Joe know that I'm Methos the immortal - to the rest of the world I'm still Adam Pierson, mind mannered watcher."

Duncan: "Want a coffee?"
Methos: "Yeah... no, beer."

"A couple of medieval song writers came up with the idea of chivalry one rainy day and you embrace it as a lifestyle. You live and die by a code of honor that was trendy when you were a kid."

Timeless

"Cute?  I can do cute."

Alexa: "Paris?"
Methos: "Uh, too many Parisians.  Even the French don't like Paris."
Alexa: "Venice?"
Methos: "The smell alone will kill you."
Alexa: "Aren't you a little young to be so cynical?"
Methos: "If you say so."
Alexa: "I just did."

Alexa: "You either like to drink or you really love the blues."
Methos: "Actually, I'm here to see you."
Alexa: [pauses]
Methos: "I see I leave you speechless.  This is an excellent start."
Alexa: "A start to what?"
Methos: "To... Dinner, a film, a concert, a smile, a sunset, a walk, all of the above ... whatever you would like."

"Because the alternative is unthinkable."

"You spend whatever time you have left dying, or you spend it living. With me."

Deliverance

"Get in! What do you want, a written invitation?"

Methuselah's Gift

"You understand nothing. Three weeks ago, we were standing on a beach on Santorini watching the sun rise over the Mediterranean. Now she is lying in a hospital in Switzerland breathing through a tube. You think it takes courage to do what we do? Face another Immortal with a sword knowing only one of you will live? You try being her! You try living one year knowing that your time is running out, knowing that when it comes to the final fight, however much you train, whatever tricks you have — you still lose! That's the way it is for them. There's so little time for them to see anything or do anything."

Duncan: "She'll know how much you love her."
Methos: "As much as I can for as long as she lives."

Through a Glass, Darkly

"You know, I knew Alexa was dying. Every moment we were together, everywhere we went, I knew. And yet when she finally closed her eyes, I was surprised."

Methos: "We all have things in our past we wish we hadn't done.  I know I do."
Duncan: "So if you had the chance to forget everything and live life over again, would you?"
Methos: "No, I wouldn't.  Who would remember Alexa then?"  

Judgment Day

Methos: "My name is Adam Pierson, I'm a researcher."
Watcher: "We don't need the opinion of a researcher."
Methos: "Maybe not, but I didn't come here to give you an opinion, I came here to give you this.  I found that in the library misfiled as a fairy tale.  It's the private journal of a watcher.  Methos watcher."
Watcher: "Watchers don't keep journals."
Methos: "Well this one had to.  You see, he found out a great deal about his subject.  And the more he discovered, the more he came to like him.  To admire him."
Shapiro: "I know there's a point somewhere here, son."
Methos: "They became friends.  But because of our rules, he couldn't put that in his report.  Think about it, the man knew Methos.  But-- w-what stories he must have shared, w-what histories we might know if we didn't force men like him and Joe Dawson to hide what they have learned.  And how many others?  How much more knowledge has been lost to us?  I say, let friendship thrive.  Let him record all he has learned.  Learn."

One Minute to Midnight

Methos: "I am 5000 years old; I don't know who I am anymore.  I just help set up one of my own."
Joe: "I didn't think they'd kill him."
Methos: "You keep telling yourself that, Joe.  Maybe you'll believe it."

The Messenger

Methos: "Hey, have a beer.  There's a cold one in the fridge."
Duncan: "I know, it's my fridge."

Methos: "Okay, there's this Spanish guy, Alejandro Diego Spinoza. One day he gets called in by the Inquisition for questioning. Red hot pincers, tongs, the usual drill. Now, all he has to do, is say 'no.' OK? Very simple word. They take his home, his money, his lands, but he will not give in."
Joe: "So what happened?"
Methos: "He died screaming in agony. But, he kept his integrity."

The Valkyrie

"Oh, look at this. There's an exhibition of Greek antiquities. Listen, some of this stuff could be mine!"

"History makes men, MacLeod. Men don't make history."

Comes a Horseman

"Well, who the hell is Chubby Checker in the grand scheme of things anyway? I mean, I know how tall Nero was, I know Caesar's favorite food, I know Helen of Troy didn't have that great a face and it only launched a hundred ships not a thousand."

"I am Methos.  You live to serve me, never forget that."  (rowr ^_~)

Methos: "The times were different, MacLeod. I was different. The whole bloody world was different, okay?"
Duncan: "Did you kill all those people?"
Methos: "Yes. Is that what you want to hear? Killing was all I knew. Is that what you want to hear?"
Duncan: "It's enough."
Methos: "No. It's not enough. I killed, but I didn't just kill 50, I didn't kill a hundred ... I killed a thousand. I killed ten thousand! And I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because I liked it.  Cassandra was nothing. Her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? I was Death.  Death. Death on horse. When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that what you want to hear?  The answer is yes. Ooh, yes."
Duncan: "We're through."

Revelations 6:8

"Have you read Aristotle's Poetics? No of course not, you haven't even seen Casablanca. What is the first rule of great drama? Start small, and build. A fountain to get their attention. Then, a public pool, to kill a hundred. Then, a stadium, to kill ten thousand, then - one drop of the virus in the city's water supply. Within a week ..."

"I killed Silas! I liked Silas!"

Modern Prometheus

"Perhaps, dear Mary, death is not truly journey's end but just another bend in the road. If we believe that, we can live without fear."

Indiscretions

"Do you know we actually make a really good team?  Like Scully and Mulder.  Sipowitz and Simone.  Caligula and Incitatus.  Well, not Incitatus, cause he was a horse."

"Just because I don't like to fight, doesn't mean that I can't."

Not To Be

"Do you think that the Turks didn't know the Armenians were human? That Hitler didn't know who the Jews were? I have listened to the screams of midwives being burned by women they had nursed through labor because suddenly they thought they were witches. To admit that they were wrong they would have had to admit that they were murderers, and it's easier for them to make believe that we are all an abomination and let the killing go on."

Special thanks to this site for all the quotes: www.cs.trinity.edu/~lwhitlat/W…